Winning? Losing? Trespassing? Such Is Life at Charlie Sheen's Sober Valley Lodge

Today 9:22 AM PST by Marianne Garvey and Whitney English

The trolls are running amok!

A 26-year-old man named David Ryan Pack was busted for making it past the gates of Charlie Sheen's goddess-stocked Beverly Hills party palace late last night—just an hour after Los Angeles police paid an unscheduled visit to Sober Valley Lodge. He was stopped before he could get up and close and personal with everyone's favorite warlock, and E! News was there and caught Pack's unceremonious removal on camera.

"Van Nuys police responded to a trespass prowler suspect radio call," said an spokesman for the LAPD. "They took the trespass suspect into custody. He was held by [Sheen's] private security."

Aside from, say, a possible cooking lesson, why would Pack want to crash Chez Charlie?

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Apparently, Pack, who clocks in at 5-feet-10 and 145 pounds, is just a big fan of Sheen's.

He managed to mingle with the crowd (including a small army of news trucks, 40 paparazzi and a half-dozen cops) gathered at the actor's Mulholland Estates as the police arrived to investigation a possible violation of Brooke Mueller's restraining order against Sheen. Details remain sketchy on who called in the alleged violation; however, police removed an antique gun and some ammo from the house, but Sheen was cooperative and not charged with anything.

Well after the house was cleared and Sheen's lawyer addressed the press, someone in Sheen's security crew rushed to alert the cops, yelling, "Go to Charlie's!"

The cops returned and hauled away Pack as one of Sheen's pals proclaimed, "Everything is OK."

None of it fazed Sheen, who took to tweeting in the middle of all the action: "The LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!!"

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