Two and a Half Men vs. Charlie Sheen Roast: Which Delivered the Biggest Laughs?

Coincidence? We think not.
Tonight just so happened to be the season premiere of Two and a Half Men featuring it's newest castmember, Ashton Kutcher. And then, Comedy Central aired The Comedy Central Roast with none other than Charlie Sheen.
So did Ashton live up to the hype? Were the Sheen jabs funny enough?
Well...
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Let's start with the highly anticipated roast.
Host Seth McFarlene kicked off the show with a couple pokes at Sheen, saying, "You've seen him on TV, you've seen him in movies, and if you're a prostitute, you've seen him point a gun at your face while you try to get him hard."
Cue in the montage of Sheen's greatest works, which ultimately end with his crazy webisode shenanigans, and then the "rock star from Mars" enters the stage on a throne with Slash doing a guitar solo.
Jon Lovitz also took the mic to roast his friend of 18 years, including this joke, "How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
Mike Tyson, Steve-O, Willilam Shatner and (surprise!) Kate Walsh were among the celebs picking at Sheen, while stars like Maria Menounos and Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller were in the audience. Sorry, no Denise Richards.
Sheen ended the show by letting us know, "I'm done with 'the winning,' because, I've already won."

As far as Two and a Half Men went, well, judging by the enormous amount of cheers when Ashton's character, Walden Schmidt, appeared onscreen after a sentimental conversation between Alan and the cremated Charlie, we'd think people were happy to see his face regardless of his performance.
But that, of course, was not lacking. Who doesn't have a soft spot for a heartbroken billionaire who is extremely handsome (and "hung" according to Jon Cryer's character) and also has a way with the ladies? And as promised, Kutcher bared it all. A couple times.
And it looks like Sheen was watching the show, as well.
"Watching my funeral as my party gets rolling!  Thank you @bucadibeppo for the great food!!  Loving this night!" he tweets, along with, "Surrounded by friends and watching the premier of Two and a Half Men.  Odd.. But cool..!  So far alot of laughs!!"
There was obviously a lot more that happened in the premiere, but seeing Ashton naked pretty much took the cake.
So what do you think? Did the sitcom m

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